Police Women of Broward County

A show about cocky middle aged women who repeatedly arrest African-American people for selling/possession of drugs.

Deputy Cooper: GET ON THE GROUND!!

African American: I'm ams on da grownd!

Deputy Cooper: GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND!!! *viciously punches African American in the mouth, knocking out his last tooth* I'm a Police Women of Broward County, and I don't take shit from nobody!

African American: Dat aint myne mang. Dat aint mine, i found dat.. Des is ma fwends pantz dawg. Dait aint mine.

Deputy Cooper: Another nigger down! :) *satisfied look on face*

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Broward County Tic Tacs

"Broward County Tic Tacs" refers to a colloquial term used to describe any prescription medication that comes in pill or capsule form and is consumed by an individual who does not have a legitimate prescription for that specific medication.

Ayo Jack, I just popped one of them Broward County Tic Tacs from my dawg Jason

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quandale x broward county

What's up fellas its quandale dingle here. My cousin juandale dingle has been arrested for multiple accounts of accidental manslaughter, 3 accounts of public indecency, 2 accounts of racketeering, and 14 accounts of grand theft auto. He is currently being held in Broward County Public Jail. ( Continued )

Friend 1: Man did you hear about quandale x broward county

Friend 2: Yeah man, I can't believe what they did to juandale.