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Brycen is a guy who would do some questionable crap and make weird jokes about weird stuff also he's an idiot.
Girl:Hey look its Brycen!
Brycen: Im pretty stupid :p
if you have this name you like to see 10 big black oily men coming on your face all at once
My name is Brycen
a funny, hot guy that i'm secretly in love with
girl: are you going to lindsay's party?
me: yeahh....i wonder if brycen will be there...
girl: wow...
the most amazing guy ever. if you are lucky enough to meet brycen or have him in your life you will see what i mean. you can get lost in his eyes and live forever in his kiss. he'll never let you frown because he hates to see you sad. once you meet him i can promise you youll love him forever.
Girl: wow brycen looks amazing
Me: i know! hes so freakin sexy
Girl: i wish he was my boyfriend
Me: hey bitch back off hes already mine
a very short and fugly lookin guy who only hangs out on the street corner to have a smoke
look at brycen out in the cold! what a dipshit!
rude mean ugly plays with your heart 50 times likes one of your friend
brycen plays with your heart
when the person you’re hooking up with (with no protection) jokingly sticks their pinky up their ass and you surprisingly enjoy it, leading to you prematurely ejaculating. this leads to a unexpected pregnancy.
Girl 1: Did you hear what Josh did to me?
Girl 2: No, what happened?
Girl 1: The bastard pulled a Dirty Brycen. I’m too far along to abort that shit.