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When two people are having sex and a third surprises the one penetrating the first with surprise butt sex similar to the way bed bugs mate via impaling a male currently engaged in sex with his penis and inseminating the female through the other male's body.
Man, last night I surprised my friends by doing it bed bug style!
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The act of smoking a bed bug to get high.
Diane says he has been smoking bed bugs in the basement of Southern!
a woman who's entire existence is fucked up,disorganized,dirty,lacking any common sense,no knowledge of fashion, nervous & totally manic.
That Diane is a fucking bed bug broad.
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A popular fashion trend that says, "I look good, and I'm protecting myself from Bed bug infestation".
Jim: What's with Cathy from accounts receivable wearing that skin tight hazmat suit?
Barry: I heard they were checking for bed bugs in the office over the weekend. She must have freaked out and gone bed bug chic.
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It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.
I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.
(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.
A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).
"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."
"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."