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When a male makes his partner (male or female) reach orgasm solely by penile penetration and no external stimulus (hands, mouth etc).
Dude, we only had time for a quickie, but I totally hit a bullseye...fifth time this week.
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A term used in London (and other places in England) to refer to £50.
It's quite an old term but is still used occasionally.
Person 1: I owe that man 50 quid tomorrow
Person 2: How are you going to get a bullseye by tomorrow!? You're brown bread
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When you blow your load straight into a girl's eye.
That bitch deserves a bullseye.
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A perfect, large cumshot resulting form a handjob.
My wife was too tired to fuck, so we opted for a bullseye.
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A name that people use for their dog when they want to pretend theyre hard.
Often used when finding themselves surrounded by a bunch of knuckle dragging pizza faced children in the park.
Shouting 'BULLSEYE, cumear!' will make them think that the owner is as hard as Bill Sykes from the Oliver film, scaring 3 colours of shit out of them and making them run off.
Doesnt work so well if their dog's a chihuaua. Often doesnt end well.
BULLSEYE! cm'ear! Now then Oliver my boy . . . .
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To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.
For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.
Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!
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The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..
Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...
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