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When you leave a woman in a bathtub full of cum and let it dry so then the cum will preserve the body.
-Yo where is your girlfriends?
-Last night I did the Egyptian burial to her. You can find her a thousand years later in a museum.
The sexual practice where a man holds a woman upside down and she sucks him off and chokes on the payload of sperm. It may also come out the womans' nose.
Last night Charlotte gave me a semen's burial but had to stop she choked on my spunk.
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When a corpse is picked clean by vultures said corpse is said to have been given a sky burial.
Remember that dude Dave that got lost in the desert. Yeah he died of dehydration and got a sky burial.
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When a group of men take a woman who is willing to perform a traditional bukkake, and bury her (preferably against her will) up to the neck at a local sandy beach. they then perform the bukkake with interested onlookers and random passerby's and small children, if available. The girl is valued by how many random men she can interest enough to join on impulse, just by the look on her face, seeing as her mouth will be completely full with the life bringing substance.
Friend 1: Dude, did you see that bukkake burial at Paradise beach today?
Friend 2: Yeah, I saw it. I hope you didn't join in.
Friend 1: Yeah, I did. Why?
Friend 2: That was my cousin, and she had told me earlier that she was hoping to be part of a burial.
Friend 1: And to think I wasted all that goodness on her...
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A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.
Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"
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The sexual act of shitting on your partner while he/she lays in a coffin.
Tod gave Mary an indian burial ground after dinner.
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When the ass is so fucking stretched that it goes ALL the way in and gets a bit of the balls too, maybe the balls of this dick is comnected to the dick in such a way to where it's like connected to the cock and some of the ball sack gets sucked into the ass. Because like, if you are goin in, Boom, Dick. Balls. Allll the way in. What's left to go in but the balls, the closest dangly thing on your... body? Cuz you're not gonna get anymore! Everything else is too BIG on the body, that's the ONLY thing left, at some point the ballsack is just gonna go oowwowoOAOAAHOOHHH
I buried my balls into this asshole so fucking deep that i call that shit a balls deep burial.