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Bunch of feminazis who hate men.
They really should just learn to cook.
Oh shit boy its a Burnside High bitch
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The fourth largest school in New Zealand, whilst holding some of the most talented and intelligent students it also contains some of the most downy people ever. The principal got fired for smoking too much cabbage trees and the new principal cares too much about peeping at girls and their jewellery than education. There’s kids with ears and tails that will bark at you, make sure to say #BLM #LGBTQ in front of them or they will kidnap you into their furry cult.
Burnside High School basic white girls: “wanna go to the bathrooms? i just got a bubblegum unicorn poop flavoured vape”
furries: “woof woof meow meow my tail is a plug”
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To suck off your housemate to avoid paying rent.
Marcus couldn't get online last night, he was short again and had to Burnside Tony.
A little town, well a village, in the fucked up state of Illinois. It is very small
HISTORY-named after some general, Ambrose Burnside i think, that fought in the Civil War.
WHATS THERE?-It is very boring there and has no jobs or anything important to really offer.
WHAT TO DO?-If you are kinda yound, then you should check out the old school. It's a lot of fun if you like to get in trouble. Theres also the cemetary, if you believe in supernatural stuff, like most do in the village, then you can play with Taro Cards there or with an Ouija Board.
WHOS THERE?- That is a damn good question. Whos there? Well, practically no one. Everyone is family with everyone. And they like to keep to themselves. So there arn't very many people to socialize with.
History- New Burnside used to be waaay more popular considering that it was named after a Civil War general, but I don't know what happened. Now we have less than 300 residents....
Whats there- Houses. A few churches. A boring park. A bike trail. A post office. A cemetary. An old broken school. ect.
What to do- Basically, you need imagination and courage in order to have fun. So either be really young and immiture or get ready to run for your life when you trespass.
Whos there- no one...just a reminder
1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.
2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.
2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
Burning a hole straight thru your pants, because you're very intently watching a short film on astroid safety.
Buzz has a Burnside Burn that happened during lunch.