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Primarily this is the pain associated with turning ones head to the right (in the UK) whilst waiting for buses; although it can manifest itself in many other situations. Other factors are: if, whilst waiting for a bus, you are on the first seat at the bus stop, it becomes increasingly difficult to look to the left since the other waitees are all looking to the right (and in essence looking at you)
Bus Stop Syndrome
By your self) : "My neck is hurting, fucking 'BSS'"
(In company) : "Are they all looking at me or is this 'BSS'"
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No different than a regular tramp just this one has to wait at the bus stop so is picked up more often by local bachelor's FYI. Usually has a bad case of clamidea
That "bus stop tramp" never gets on the bus . bus stop tramp: hey you guys wanna give me a lift for ten smacks us: high fives
1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket).
2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts.
3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines.
1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank
"No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve
2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred
"Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha
*This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled.
3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven
"I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson
"A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven
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"Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand
"I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia
"Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand
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term used when one takes a joke to far.
Person 1: Woah man she is fat.
Person 2: Yah i know shes really fat.
Person 2: Shes like as fat as a whale.
Person 2: Shes fatter then dilbert grates mom.
Person 2: She even fatter then fat it's self.
Person 1: Dude you passed the bus stop
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A sexual act to which the man licks the women's vagina whilst tickling her lubricated gouch, once the women is at the point of orgasm the man pulls at her gouch hair until it rips out giving her a strange sensation from the designated area
I did an austraillian bus-stop with Kasandra last night and it was the best experience of my life
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A sexual act which is performed at a faster tempo than normal. A method of performing sex in which foreplay is absent. Also referred to as a "quickie". A term used to describe duration; as in "hurry the bus is coming!"
"Come on girl, how about a little bus stop sex?"
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a wanker standing at a bus stop whilst your in a car.
whilst driving to the college
bill : "look at those bus stop wankers"
bob: rolls down window "BUS STOP WANKERS"
bill: "nice one"
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