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1.) Words or phrases used by President George Bush that are often parodied and made fun of by people all over the world. these are most often used by comedians Carlos Mencia, Chris Rock, John Stewart and Steve Colbert on their Comedy Central shows.
2.) Any collaboration of words that sound like the moronic and simply dumb things that George Bush says on a regular basis.
Joey: "We went to fight the Iraqis 'cause they dress funny. Anybody who wears a shirt wrapped around their head must be a terrorist!!"
Chris: "Dude, are you serious?!!"
Joey: "Na man, I was just working on my Bush impression. Them Bushisms are fuuuuunnnnyyyy!!!!!!!!"
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Hysterical misstatements from George W Bush. About the only good thing that's come from his presidency is all the jokes about him.
"I believe that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully."
"She's a West Texas girl, just like me."
"More and more of our imports come from other countries."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"I understand small businesses. I was one."
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Misstatement made by George W. Bush that makes people wonder if he is stupid or evil.
Bushism during White House Speech, Oct 27 2003:
George W. Bush: “The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.”
Peaceful Iraqi Civilians: WTF?!?!
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Something said by George Bush thats so dumb that it's funny!
"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008
"Amigo! Amigo!" --George W. Bush, calling out to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi in Spanish at the G-8 Summit, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008
What are your favorite Bushisms?
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any word that someone starts to say but then screws it up or makes up their own prefixes or suffixes to make it fit into context.
This can also be known as "Pulling a Dubya"
Guy 1: Damn the car is broken I gotta get the mechanic to fixulate it.
Guy 2: Dude you just said a bushism.
Guy 1: I did?
Guy 2: Yeah you have been pulling a lot of Dubyas lately
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Unintentional pieces of wisdom created by George W. Bush (for whom the word is named) while he was not looking at the teleprompter during a speech.
"We ought to make the pie higher."
"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."
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The ritual act between Bush and Blair in the foliage at Camp David
im choosing not to provide further imagery
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