Rural Dictionary

apple

The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

by Armand Banana January 9, 2006

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apples

The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:

How do you like them apples!?

by Balfdor December 10, 2006

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You were presumably going to type "apple" but forgot the E at the end or maybe you typed out "apply" and accidentally hit backspace or you could have even been trying to type "applicability" and only got half way through before you realized you don't know how to spell it and completely stopped trying. Or you could have been trying to spell any of these other words and stopped right before finishing them: applicabilities, applicatively, applications, application, applicative, applicatory, applicators, appliqueing, applesauces, applaudably, applaudable, applicable, applesauce, applicator, applicants, appliances, applauders, applauding, applejacks, applecarts, applicant, appliance, applejack, applecart, applauses, applauded, applauder, appliable, appliqued, appliques, applause, applique, appliers, applying, applauds, applied, applaud, applets, applier, applies, applet, or apples.

Joe: "appl"

Google: "did you mean: applicabilities, applicatively, applicability, applications, application, applicative, applicatory, applicators, appliqueing, applesauces, applaudably, applaudable, applicable, applesauce, applicator, applicants, appliances, applauders, applauding, applejacks, applecarts, applicant, appliance, applejack, applecart, applauses, applauded, applauder, appliable, appliqued, appliques, applause, applique, appliers, applying, applauds, applied, applaud, applets, applier, applies, applet, apples, apply, or apples."

Joe: "appliques"

Google: "About 242,000,000 results (0.78 seconds)"

by Saint of Salt March 25, 2021