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butt dialed the stork

A term used for an unexpected pregnancy.

Did you here about Kim she butt dialed the stork.

by The stork dialed April 3, 2018


butt dial rejection

The act of getting butt dialed, but when you call the person back they explain to you that they really did not mean to call you.

Happens mostly to people with a first or last names that begin with the letter A.

Andrea: Johnny finally called me!!! ... dials his number back.

Johnny: My bad i must have butt dialed, peace

Andrea: Woah what a butt dial rejection

by Theman2525 May 11, 2010

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butt dial face call

When your really old.... wait reallllly old dad accidentally calls. You know he didn't MEAN to call, but it would've been nice to hear from him anyways... :' (

Daniel: Man I was really excited the other day when I thought I was gonna get to talk to my dad... But who am i kidding it was definitely a butt dial face call.
Chadley: Wow that really sucks bro. The old BDFC... Maybe YOU should reach out next time.

by KewlestPoster17 March 4, 2021


Portuguese Butt Dial

When a women (or man) squats over your face and β€œstamps” your face with their butthole.

Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?

by Good-Boy June 17, 2022


Butt-Dial

A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.

Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.

by markalodian June 13, 2021