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Beavis and Butt-Head are two 15 year old kids that act like they don't have too many brain cells from all of the meth they use. Basically a show that I could have lived w/o watching in my childhood considering that I was 8 years old when the first episode aired.
It is a show that makes you more stupid just because you are actually wasting your time watching it. The only thing that it inspired me was how to be really good at fucking shit up and consuming time that I could have used to do something more useful or productive.
I feel that it would have been better if Beavis and Butt-Head weren't on basic cable to rot little childrens minds but rather published elsewhere. I must say, it had to be one of the most hilarious shows ever broadcasted in us history.
Person A: (8 year old) Have you watched Beavis and Butt-Head?
Person B: (5 year old) No, what is it?
Person A: It's on MTV, you should watch it sometime.
Person B: Aight G.
Person B: *Few days later* G, I thought it would be kool to ignite my house on fire but I came back and there were these cars with flashing red and blue lights. They said my parents and lil sis DIED G.
Person A: Dude, dont tell them I told you to watch B&B!
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the act of stiking the penile head in the anus of another person.
"Hey babe. Wanna Head Butt me?"
To hit someone with your head, causing them to fall on their butt.
Zidane just head butted another one.
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When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.
Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.
Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"
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When you are fucking a chick in the ass, and right when you are about to cum, you chop off her head, and quickly burn down their house, then ejaculate on the remains.
Last night I viking head butted your mother.
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A fake head butt followed through with a straight punch to the nuts
I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt
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