buttery

The layer of sloppy bodyfat that accumulates when a person is 15-20 lbs. over weight, especially around the midsection.

"Dude, Josh better put his shirt back on, he's looking all buttery and shit since he stopped working out and started drinking again".

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buttery alarm

A morning blowjob

Hey babe, make sure to set a buttery alarm for the morning.

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buttery mando

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.

oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah

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buttery lindgren

a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping.

a very relieving poop.

Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever"
Dude 2: "We're out of toilet paper though, man"
Dude 1: "That's okay it was a buttery lindgren"

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Buttery Washburn

When you rub peanut butter on a girls snatch and call the dog in to clean it up.

Heath gave her a Buttery Washburn before laying the pipe.

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Buttery Jumper

1) A 'buttery jumper' is slang for a homosexual male, originating in southern Birmingham - it is not in heavy mainstream use, but is rising in popularity.

2) When one simply makes a toastal mistake, rendering one's jumper slightly covered in butter or margarine.

"You see that guy, James, he has a 'buttery jumper'"

Buttery Ass

-(Adj.) 1. The state or quality of being buttery 2. When someone lands a trick on a snowboard or skateboard and rides away smooth as shit

Origins- from the latin root (buttery) with germanic root (ass)

man 1- "That was a sick tre flip, he landed bolts!"
man 2- "Yeah dude that was such a buttery ass tre"

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