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The correct team to be on. While some may be on Team Edward, or some on Team Jacob, Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear is the team for smart cinema goers.
Girl 1: TEAM JACOB!
Girl 2: TEAM EDWARD!
Smart Person: Fuck this shit! Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear!
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a person who likes to play buzz lightyear in brawl stars and has no social life and likes to get anal penetration
this buzz lightyear user is a annoying little shitter
to Buzz light-year or Buzz Lightyearing someone, you will need four things. A flight of stairs, a fish tank, a laser pointer and a bitch. To start off you need to be fucking the bitch at the top of the stairs. but before you nut, take your dick out and smack her in the head. when she turns around to yell at you, nut in her eye. you then put the fish tank over her head and push her down the stairs. (Note: if she is not moving, you did it wrong.) Once shes falling down the stairs, you point the laser pointer in her eyes. This will cause more confusion.
Bob: yo guys, Unc taught me what Buzz Lightyearing was. I should try it out on my Girlfriend
to Buzz light-year or Buzz Lightyearing someone, you will need four things. A flight of stairs, a fish tank, a laser pointer and a bitch. To start off you need to be fucking the bitch at the top of the stairs. but before you nut, take your dick out and smack her in the head. when she turns around to yell at you, nut in her eye. you then put the fish tank over her head and push her down the stairs. (Note: if she is not moving, you did it wrong.) Once shes falling down the stairs, you point the laser pointer in her eyes. This will cause more confusion.
Bob: Yo guys Unc just taught me what Buzz Lightyearing was. I will try it on my girlfriend
Unc: game is game
when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.
yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.
when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.
yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.
The man that looks for aliens and goes to a pre-school and says there isnt any intelligent life anywhere.
He also flies / falls with supreme style and swag.
Person 1: Have you seen Buzz Lightyear?
Buzz Lightyear: *sylishly flies in*
Person 2: Hello sir, are you buzz lightyear?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes