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The correct team to be on. While some may be on Team Edward, or some on Team Jacob, Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear is the team for smart cinema goers.
Girl 1: TEAM JACOB!
Girl 2: TEAM EDWARD!
Smart Person: Fuck this shit! Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear!
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The man that looks for aliens and goes to a pre-school and says there isnt any intelligent life anywhere.
He also flies / falls with supreme style and swag.
Person 1: Have you seen Buzz Lightyear?
Buzz Lightyear: *sylishly flies in*
Person 2: Hello sir, are you buzz lightyear?
Buzz Lightyear: Yes
Someone that thinks they can study without being studied.
That Buzz Lightyear thinks that he/she can study everyone else then fly away before anybody can study him/her!
When you attach a vibrator to a jet turbine, your girl uses the vibrator and fucking leaves the atmosphere. This is often done as a prank.
Liana: that’s weird why is there a Boeing 787 jet turbine attached to my vibrator? It’s probably nothing. Either way I’m horny so imma use it
Liana: MY HOUSE FUCKING EXPLODED AND MY VAGINA IS BURNT TO A CRISP WHAT DID YOU DO ADAM
Adam: chill out it’s just a prank bro I pulled a buzz lightyear on you
This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need a bitch with a strong spine. So, you take a bitch with her laying back down on the bed, you'll standing up in front of her, off of the bed. So right before you cum, you pull out while jumping, spraying her with cum. Then, you backflip mid air, land on your feet. Then, you say “I just went to infinity and beyond!”, hopefully she did too.
Me: I just pulled the Buzz Lightyear a bitch!
Homie: did you stick the landing?
Me: ofc
when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.
yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.
when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.
yea danny is a bitch and likes the packers so I pushed the button on buzz lightyear.