belt

something used to choke bitches out

Officer Palmer choked Courtney out with her belt

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The belt

A legendary weapon used by parents to whip their child's ass when they misbehave, so the mother whips them teach them a valuable lesson.

Mom: WHY DID YOU GET A D ON YOUR REPORT CARD!

Son: look mom, school is not as easy as you think.

Mom: THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU ARE A BAD KID, YOU GET THE BELT!!

Son: OH NO, SPARE ME PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!!

*loud whipping sound*

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Belts

Belts is another word for Affirmative , and can be used in place of words or phrases such as "thats cool"or "Thats the shizzle"

Friend: check out my ice
BOB: Belts

Friend1: I just got an A on my Art final"
Friend 2:"Thats belts mate"

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belt it

Properly securing an errant boner behind ones belt when standing up in public.

"Dude, I was staring at Tinas tits in class today and the bell rang. I had to belt it so no one would see my chubby and laugh at me."

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The Belt

After achieving something great, the in-your-face gesture of putting on a championship belt, derived from Aaron Rodgers famous celebration.

Bill: I just aced that test. When I walked out, I gave the class the belt.

After that massive dump, I gave the toilet the belt.

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Belted

1. To get shouted at really loudly in front of people who decide your cool quotient (eg; friends and peers, never parents).

2. To go really fast down a road or a lane in a vehicle.

1. Dude, He got belted by his girlfriend for flirting with other gals.

2. He literally belted his chevy '65.

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belt

Another word for really short skirts. usually given as a nickname to the person who wears them. generally called amy.

'wow, amy that is so short'
'yea, i know'
'did you even by a skirt? looks like a belt'
'well i dont like the skirts so i just got the belt instead'

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