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It stands for Conclave Ball Torture. It is commonly performed in the dark and sweaty basement of Lunaro. The leader of this ritual shall be officiall unofficial Warframe partner. For the process of CBT, you will need ritual weapon called Stug (pistol weapon that shoots acidic cum-balls that perform mejosis upon initial impact). The whole process is usually brodcasted on the Youtube and Twitch platform. It can also be referred to the most popular e-sport called L U N A R O.
A: Dayren, since people are back to having classes and job holidays are over now, will the next event be given with a few days prior notice so that we may free up our shcedules?
B: are you new here? because if you're not, you should by now know Dayren never plans ahead
A: New here, yes
C: Splendid, another victim
There should be a free spot in the basement
Bring the Stug
Tis a time for some conclave ball torture (CBT)
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Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a punishment for punching the man's penis and the testicles.
Time for CBT for having sex with my girlfriend!
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CBT, short for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, is a form of psychotherapy that aims at improving one's mental health through the process of challenging and correcting any unhelpful thoughts, attitudes, and ways of thinking. The idea is that most of your negative thoughts come from unrealistic and irrational mindsets, so by challenging these irrational thoughts and beliefs, you can see past the "negative filter" (cognitive distortions) you unknowingly imposed on yourself.
A girl who's—in reality—skinny but think she's obese is a typical example of an irrational negative belief, which can be fixed with CBT.
CBT differs from other traditional therapies in that, rather than letting you vent out all your feelings (while the therapist nods to whatever you're saying), it is entirely "solution-orientated". This generally involves a structured approach where the therapist first identifies the flaws in your thoughts, and then tells you to see your thoughts as just ideas, rather than as facts. After that, the sessions generally involve trying ways to fix your perception (by looking at different viewpoints).
My friend persistently thought he could never get a girlfriend, so I told him to go seek CBT. After two months of CBT, his previous ways of thinking (I'm too ugly for a pretty girl, I can never find the perfect time to talk to her, I sweat too much, etc etc) were trashed and replaced by more helpful and realistic thoughts. Six months later and he's already dated two hot college chicks.
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Can't Beat This. Coined by Vinesauce Joel's Super Mario Maker 2 stream over the course of beating a hard level with a CBT (Cock and Ball Torture) joke in it. Used to say to someone who can't stop or doesn't give up to beat a hard level.
Joel's got a CBT Syndrome. He's still playing his map for 19 hours!
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Chicago Burger Torture (CBT), hamburger torture or cheeseburger torture is a burger flipping activity involving application of burgers to the grill. This may involve directly painful activities, such as flipping burgers, frying potatoes, filling drinks, taking orders, announcing customer orders, operating the cash register, greeting customers, preparing food, yelling at high school employees.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through burger humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.2
Michael: You good man? You've been flipping burgers for 15 hours straight..
Dean: I love CBT.