cod

1. acronym for the game Call of Duty
2. the reason why guys have no life
3. the reason why guys don't have girlfriends
4. the reason why girlfriends hate their boyfriends
5. the reason that people are still living

girlfriend: what are you doing?
boyfriend: shut up im playing COD
girlfriend: can i play with you?
boyfriend: (laughs to himself and continues playing)
girlfriend: thats it, its over

585👍 400👎

CoD

1. Abbreviated form of Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game.

2. Abbreviated form of Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game, which currently has the highest number of loud, obnoxious douchebags per game.

(While playing CoD)

Gamer 1: NO FRIKKIN WAY!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! I TOTALLY shot that guy!! Oh my GOD!! This game is GAY!!

Gamer 2: Dude, shut up.

Gamer 1: Go suck a wang!!!

885👍 680👎

COD

A FPS set in WWII

designed to keep teenagers virgins for as long as possible and destroy all forms of social life/interaction

Girl: hey lets go and have sex
Guy: Not now im playing COD

272👍 197👎

cod

cod(condom on door) or codding someone is sort of like a dingdong ditch but you take a lubricated or used condom and tie it on someones front doorknob. you can either leave it there and wait till they find it or ring the door bell and watch them try to take a wet condom off of there doorknob

you wanna go cod someone...im bored

you wanna go codding later

19👍 9👎

Cod

A species of fish named after the game Call of Duty because of it's ability to 360 under water. Named on April 20, 2420.

Mom get the camera! It's a wild cod!

9👍 3👎

cod it

when your off to play call of duty :)

me and jimmy are going to cod it tonight

5👍 1👎

COD

A rare disease developed by people who play Call of Duty. Usually used as an excuse for missing work in order to play more video games. It is most commonly developed by someone who has stayed up all night playing Hardcore Search and Destroy and is ever so close to reaching level 70.

Adam: I can't make it into work today I've got the COD.
Boss: OK, you better stay home until you get better.

George: Where's Adam today?
Gord: He's at home with the COD.
George: That bastard he's going to prestige before me! I think that I'm going to stay home with the COD tomorrow.

1264👍 1031👎