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A dilapidated human that appears to have been rammed in the rear hundreds of times by angry horses.
Look at that corpse over there...he can hardly walk!
Boss, I'm apologizing ahead of time for looking like a corpse--I had a late night.
"One who spoons with a corpse is one who feeds on the hay on which they previously shat." -Corpse Hunter
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certainly; definitely; most assuredly; but with an interesting twist, as to spice up a conversation. the word 'corpse' in place of 'course' is a wonderful play on words and will cause people to do a double take with their ears.
"Would you mind driving me to Melvin street to drop my grandmother's house?"
"Of corpse I will."
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An immensely loud "Horror Punk" band from Vallejo, CA. Members consist of; Edgar Blood - Guitar and Vocals, Brian Vain - Bass and Vocals, and Stewie O' Corpses - Drums and Vocals. Started in mid 2005 and going on still. Heavily Influenced by The Misfits, even covering their song Astro Zombies
Dude 1: The Corpses are REALLY loud!
Dude 2: What!?
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Why won't I walk through that graveyard? Because sooner or later those corpses are gonna grow up and not appreciate us tramping all over their faces.
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The act of Submerging one's hand into a bucket of ice water until the hand goes numb. One then proceeds to masturbate with this hand, giving one the illusion of being masturbated by a corpse.
"Dude, I did 'the corpse' last night, and I think I still can't feel my hand, or my dick."
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To abandon your car at a party when you drink to much. The intention is to return to the location to collect it the following morning.
How are we going to get to the party?
I'm think I'm gonna corpse my ride man.
Where is your car mate?
I corpsed it last night at that party!
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