Cpr

A song you need to play when someone's dying

Hey Siri, play cpr by cupcakKe

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CPRS

a tiny, private school in independence, mo. the rules are really strict and nobody likes going to school there (some people won't admit to it though).

regular kid: "hey, so did i see you kiss that guy last night?"

cprs girl: "kiss?! um no, i'm not allowed to even look at the opposite sex..."

regular kid: "oh, so you go to cprs...?"

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cpr

When you are 69ing a girl and she farts in your face, you catch it in your mouth and kiss her. This was featured on the Opie and Anthony show on 8/18/2006. The idea was invented by Patrice O'neill (Webjunk 20 (VH1)).

The bitch farted in my face during a 69 so I gave her the CPR!

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cpr

cool

pigs

rule

"i gave your wife cpr!"
"bro! youre so rad, youre a cpr!"

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cpr

Short form of "Complete and Professional Retard". Leet speak. Use if you wanna be rude.

n00b: can i join to your clan?
clan leader: Sry, but no.
n00b: WHY?
clan leader: coz you are a CPR...
n00b: what is it mean??
clan leader: jeez.....

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CPR Alpacas

Highly trained, expensive and exceptionally intelligent alpacas who add a lighthearted ambiance to your life as your health is declining and you’re trying not to think of death.

Gosh, I hope my CPR Alpacas remember the breath-compression ratios they were taught when the time comes!

penis cpr

Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.

Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.