His memory is like his pecker, they're both kinda short, hence CRS
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n. Consumer Recreation Services. A fictitious company in the movie
"The Game".
"Did you see The game?" "ya CRS was a badass company"
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CRS- Crystal Red Shrimp
The crystal red shrimp is a red color variation of the bee shrimp from China and Hong Kong. It was selectively bred from the bee shrimp (and NOT from the bumblebee shrimp as some erroneously claim) in Japan. It gained huge popularity in Japan and Germany due to its nice colors and excellent algae eating habits. Their colors stay red and white permanently and even young crystal red shrimp (even hatchlings) already show this beautiful coloration. There are several color variations of this shrimp in Japan. There are shrimp with mostly red bodies and thin white stripes (most common), shrimp with wider white stripes, and shrimp with very wide solid white stripes (most sought after). Recently a Japanese breeder has been producing shrimp that are almost solid white from tail to mid-body and show some red in the front.
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Did you see Bob on the dance floor last night? His moves were so lame, he must suffer from CRS.
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Acronym for Congressional Research Service
Trent Lott suddenly can't remember shit about being a racist bastard all his life, so he contacted CRS to look into the allegation.
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Cum rag; a rag to catch ejaculate from the male or female anatomy. In the pre-historic days CRs were normally made of leather or soft wood.
Gee mom! Thanks for washing my CR, I asked Mauzy if he needed a clean CR since all he had was paper,
Friend: "Man I went to Bed, Bath and Beyond and got a cashmere CR its complexion feels exceptional on the foreskin!
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