CRT Certified

A funny way of describing non hd tv's or dvd's or cable boxes etc.

Josue: Jonathan my CRT Certified exploded!
Jonathan: Just purchase a Sony Bravia HDTV duh!

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CRT Tan

The temporary pink hue and hot sensation on the skin of the face after spending too much time in front of an old school tube TV or computer monitor, caused by electrons escaping from the cathode ray tube impacting the face.

This is no longer a problem with modern LCD screens.

Back in 1999 I spent hours in-front of my computer playing Counter-Strike. I remember having a pretty decent CRT tan to show for it!

CRT

CRT means crying real tears

If something truly hurt you your CRT (crying real tears)

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CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)

Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.

Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.

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CRT

A type of old monitor, but also a crazy red headed transvestite.

A common trick used by transvestites is becoming a CRT because everything checks out until you see the jawline and Adam’s apple.

Cody: Joe, did you see that hot redhead checking you out?
Joe: hell naw bro get outta here that’s a CRT.