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I haven't had sex in weeks so I'm going home and pukin the cuke.
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Disdainfully encouraging a person to intentionally insert a cucumber into their anus...
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male inserts a cucumber (cuke, as commonly refered) into his asshole. female (or another male) gets on their knees and faces the male's asshole. the kneeling individual proceeds to give the standing male a reach around while simultaneously eating the cucumber as it is slowly being pushed out of the standing male's rectum. once the cucumber has been eaten, the standing individual will then shit in the kneeling individual's mouth, thus administering the "devil's food" portion
last night, sandy wanted to try something kinky, but was hungry. so i gave her a round of the devil dook cuke
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A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.
Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.
something nice that really gets the job done
oh boy this pizza really cuts the cuke