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The delicate art of having sex 2-3 days after shaving your man-pubes, timing it so that your schlong is at the height of the prickly 'Cactus-like' phase.
Guy's Friend - "So, did you have fun with Jessie last night?"
Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!
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Peyote, San Pedro, or other Mescaline-containing psychoactive cacti.
"I have some cactus. Let's trip"
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1.n. a plant in desert regions
2.n. another word for prick
jagoff#1 hey i like to fuck 5 year olds dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
jagoff#2 what a cactus!
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The process of shaving the nutbag and letting the stubble grow back for 4-7 days then teabagging somebody.
Are those chapped lips, or did u get the cactus?
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Someone who gets alot of pussy, but is still thirsty for some reason.
"Yooo I need to get some bro!"
"Nigga you just had sex like a day ago.."
"I knowwww but Im still fuckin thirsty!"
"You a cactus ass nigga.."
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Something you dont want to put up your butt.
Person 1: yo want my dick
person 2: no thats cactus.
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A racial slur for a Mexican who is being a dick
At a bar:
Girl: You think you can get me drink?
Guy: I can't! The guy at the counter's not letting me! He's such a Cactus!
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