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A term used for when a man with a large penis has a very strong and extra hard erection due to sexual arousal.
The term comes from a Italian spicy sausage known for being one of Italy’s hottest and hardest sausages.
After getting a lap dance from that stripper I had a Calabrese Sausage in my pants.
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When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.
"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "
when your so fat your arteries are oozing with grease and you havent seen your privates in 10 years
Oh my god you must be a calabrese
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He's the king of primates, he's your typical hairy and muscular australopithecus, his brain mass is less than that of a common human, but he's drawn to the cum that hides in your pouches.
Hey a FUCKING MONKEY pick my dick!!!
Sure it's a calabrese chad
A monke from the distant lands of Calabria
"Harambe was a calabrese monke"
Cat Calabrese is a pop vocalist, singer, and songwriter from Cleveland, OH. In 2021, her hit single "Quicksand" got numerous positive reviews thus leading to her popularity in the music industry.
She writes her lyrics with fearless vulnerability while weaving in memorable and catchy pop melodies. The rising star Cat Calabrese is on an upbeat vibe that takes listeners on an adventure.
noun. superlative to "best mother". encompasses most caring, endlessly giving, kindest, best mother in the entire world.
My mom is so great, she's almost a Robyn Calabrese.