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an amazing little village, where the cool kids come from!
look at him he's so cool, he must be from east calder!
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The Calder Cup is a tournament of ugly girls who battle in grueling matchups to determine who is the best (hottest) of the worst (ugly girls). It is often used to establish where someone's questionable girlfriend is on the "looks hierarchy". It only applies to girls who are a 5 or less on the 1-10 scale and a girl's echelon is determined using a playoff exit scale (1st round, conference semi-finals, east/west coast finals, or calder cup final).
Because of her hideous, scary face and average body, Billy's girlfriend would exit the Calder Cup playoffs in the East Coast Finals.
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She's absolutely gorgeous! She's got such incredible eyes, placed upon the cutest face, on top of a body that's to die for! She's sweet and innocent, She's wise and witty, She's creative and stylish! She is almost perfect!
She's the girl we all want, but maybe she's too cool for all of us...
And she also likes drugs...
Pagan Calder is a Goddess!
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A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.
Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.
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sonny's super cool. she smiles a lot, and hugs a lot 2. she likes grapes so so so much that she couldn't stop telling this weird story about one. but we all love her :)
sonny calder: OMG once my mom tried to throw a grape into her mouth-"
literally everybody: WE KNOW!!!!"
Where tf he at 😹😹‼️‼️
Likes all the footy kids more than him
Bro Calder’s dad doesn’t exist
A philosophical theory based upon the circumstances where one’s conscious thoughts, perceptions, and/or beliefs come to fruition beyond the feeling of reasonable coincidence.
The eponymous theory can be somewhat compared to frequency illusion, (also known as the Baader Meinhof Phenomenon), and has some aspects of manifestation, but is not directly similar to either.
an example of the calder effect:
*talking with my dad about the fish in my room*
me: that things gotta die soon
dad: it’s been alive for 5 years and has surpassed his other 3 friends life expectancies.
*2 days later*
*fish dies*
boom . ~calder effect~