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Calin Obrian has the smallest penis in history. His penis is so small that you feel bad and say ''awww'' when you see it. Due to the size it accumulates an enormous amount of dick cheese smelling like stinky moldy feet. Calin struggles to understand english and because of this he pulls disgustedly ugly girls with his girlfriend being the exception.
I suggest that you stay away from Calin Obrian unless you want to transmit genital herpes, and gonorrhoea.
Person 1: Omg did you smell that?
Person 2: Yeah, i'm pretty sure that is Calin Obrian i saw him walk in
Although the meaning is congruent with the conventional word "prank", the word "calined" has a much deeper and more exciting meaning.
It comes from the living legend George Silas Calin - photographer, good man, model and prankster. Calvin is someone who documents his life so that others can calin their stupid American friends.
I just calined this stupid puny American, I think Jarry was his name.
Calin Helen is a mesopotamian god , the strongest one to ever have existed and currently still exist. You need to offer her her favourite foods (Noodle Pack , KFC and McDonalds) for her to not punish you into squishing you like a ant...
She also has a unique style of talking...Its like she talks rounding all letters..or maybe its a different language used long ago...?
Her favourite music artist is Billie Eilish and she really likes doing the "one shoulder up" move everytime! It is a little intimidating though...
All hail the Calin Helen!
Anyone named Calin is a french frie, change my mind.
Who is that looking ass hypocrite wanna-be top?
Oh? That girl? She is Calin
RUN! IT'S CALIN THE FRENCH FRIE
Caribbean sexy girl with undeniable charm.
Without doubt the most unique and true person you will meet in your life! She is very pretty but she doesn’t know it.
Sparkling, always smiling, she will make you feel someone special by her side.
And in bed she will make you feel like a Greek god of Olympus.
Caline is a strong, independent and intelligent woman.
She has a smile that can light up a dark room.
If you are lucky enough to meet a Caline, take care of her, she deserves it.
Beware, Caline does not like chocolate and eats tofu
Caribbean sexy girl with undeniable charm.
Without doubt the most unique and true person you will meet in your life!
She is very pretty but she doesn’t know it.
Sparkling, always smiling, she will make you feel someone special by her side.
And in bed she will make you feel like a Greek god of Olympus.
Caline is a strong, independent and intelligent woman.
She has a smile that can light up a dark room.
If you are lucky enough to meet a Caline, take care of her, she deserves it.
Beware, Caline does not like chocolate and eats tofu
Gods child . Deeply loved by the creator os the vast universe . A woman that belongs to God . She is born for a time such as this ! She has an inheritance in heaven from the Father himself . She will step from grace to grace ! She will bless the Lord all the days of her life cause He has been GOOD to her at all times . He is the reason she is Andreea . She will dwell in the house of her King forever and NOTHING can separate her from the love of her King 🤍amen
Andreea calin is a blessing