wow, i can get sexual too

only the best song in the world

say anything sings the best song in the world...its called wow, i can get sexual too

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can like, get it

when you see someone who you think is fine and you wanna smash them. typically commented on instagram posts.

“i mean she’s old, but she can like, get it.”

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Can I get

Dumb way of asking for something in a bar or diner, which gives the impression that you've never actually understood how to ask for anything. If you say: "Can I get a cappuccino?" to a barrista, they're entitled to respond: "You can if you want, but they actually pay me to get things for you and I suspect your job is better paid than mine, so why don't I do the getting and you do the asking..." You can always tell people who understand how to be a customer. They say: "Can I have a cappuccino?"

Can I get a cappuccino?

Can I get acquainted with English?

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get canned

get fired, lose the job

If you continue to space out you are going to get canned.

can you get on?

"do you want to get on?", is a term drug dealers ask to know want to buy drugs.

most times if a drug dealer has not seen you i a while or do not know you, they will ask, "can you get on?", first to see where your at and gauge your resonance so that now the cycle of drug addiction may continue)

junkie "man (friend) i haven't seen you in twenty years!"
drug dealer "hey, man, can you get on?"
junkie "i just walked past two dealers a minute ago, before i seen you!"
drug dealer "yeh, so do you want to get on?"
junkie "nah mate!, i'm clean!"
drug dealer "what's your phone number?"
junkie "yeh it's ** **** ****, what can you get?"
drug dealer "anything!"

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kick down so i can get down

A term used on a grateful dead or grateful dead related parking lot in the early 90's and still found on parking lots accross the country. Soley invented by the enfamous Steve Burkemper before a grateful dead show on the parking lot. Ticketless and desprite he realized that holding his finger in the air to obtain a miracle ticket wasn't efficient enough. So young Burkemper came up with the catchy jungle "Kick down so I can get down", which became an instant staple for ticketless deadheads tring to score a ticket.

"I wanna see the show, come on...Kick down so I can get down".

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The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

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