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Canada

1) A country that is hated by few others.
2) A country made up of mostly Hockey lovers, but every country has their sport.
3) A safe, beautiful, mostly uninhabited place that has it's own currency, which is worth less than the United States' but cheaper merchandise is around the same price anyway.

I'm glad I live in Canada. Now excuse me while I go watch the game.

by Cybio November 18, 2003

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Canada

One of the Best coutry in the world to live, though a bit cold.

If Australia, Canada and New Zealand were put together you wouldn't have to set foot outside for the rest of your life.

by R.Mulligan August 24, 2004

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Canada

The best friend of the United States, along with the UK and Australia. Its people are generally much more calm, rational and reasonable than their counterparts to the south. Its soldiers fought bravely and in countless cases died with honor side by side with British and American troops in the trenches of the Great War, on the beaches of Normandy, and in the mountains of Korea. Has a history and culture similar to our own, but generally less obsessed with violence and killing. Tends to be more liberal politically, never having had slavery or segragation, and less puritanical when dealing with alcohol and marijuana. Has a large French-speaking population, which, to their credit, has not yet surrendered to Germany in any war. As a nation, tends to be fairly honest and trustworthy, as evidenced by its stable currency and respectable diplomatic standing in the world. To the best of my knowledge, no Canadian citizens or interests have ever been explicitly targeted by international terrorists, and no Canadian army has ever invaded another country unprovoked.
Because of their usually sunny disposition, especially when compared with citizens of the US, Canadians are often seen as naive, gullible and/or not very pugnacious. Any student of history will find ample evidence to refute this stereotype.
Capital: Ottawa
Pop.: 33.1 million (2006)
Independence: July 1st, 1867 and December 11th, 1931 (there is a logical explanation for this)
GDP: $1.08 trillion (11th largest in the world)
Flag: Three vertical bands (red, white, red) with maple leaf centered in white band. Not very offensive, rarely burned by Muslims.

I'd rather have Canada as my neighbor than any other country in the world.

by thaks April 12, 2006

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Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!

by Joe Smith December 5, 2003

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Canada

Canada is a country where college kids go if they live too far from Mexico. It's considered nippy at -20 C, but not quite cold until we hit -40 C.
The term peace is not achieved through fighting but through actual peace. Despite the fact that Canada's military is constantly insulted by our Southern neighbours, some still complain that we don't help them out. A country where "God Bless Canada" is not proclaimed every five minutes because we are aware that not everybody follows one belief.
And the boys are still hot without the beer.

Canada is fun. You should do it too!

by Meg February 7, 2004

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Canada

Our friendly, non-imposing and semi-frozen pal up north.

Traveler: I want to vist Quah-beck!!!
Canadian: It's pronounced Keh-Beck
Traveler: What do you know?
Canadian:I'm from CANADA!

by spacedragonblue September 7, 2005

315๐Ÿ‘ 120๐Ÿ‘Ž


Canada

A large North American nation that should not hate the United States, and in turn, the United States should not hate Canada. Our two countries are supposed to be Allies; War of 1812 history be damned. They have fought on our side. For example, they joined the fray during the Korean War (1950-1953)

Why can't the US and Canada just get along? We are brothers, and we should act like we are brothers, too.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 2, 2005

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