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AKA "The Brown Christening"
Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.
is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
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going down on a girl while she's menstruating.
"I gave my girlfriend a candy apple the other day, and now she totally loves me off!"
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(n) the product of an ejaculation onto a male partner's penis and leaving the cum for a period of time, after which the ejaculating partner will lick his own cum off of said penis.
Justin: Oh my god, did you hear what those two guys did last night?
John: Yeah, I heard they were so hungry that one gave the other a Boston Candy Apple!
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When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank
R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh
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A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.
person 1a.
'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.
person 2a.
'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'
both.
'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'
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a dude who's a red head. like a chick is a fire crotch a man has a candy apple.
that ginger has a candy apple for you.
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When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.
My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!
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