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A 40+ year old hired by the government who screws children for a living. Sexually insecure yet sly, he plots ways to lure kids into his pants. The pay is average.
Gaaaaaaaaawd DAAAMN! I wanna get fucked by the Candyman.
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The product of crushing up Percocet and sprinkling it on a bowl of/in a blunt of marijuana.
Yo you got the weed ?
yea sonn i got the weed, you got the percs ?
Time to smoke some CandyMan and get riiipppeddd!
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Slang term used at a greeting or a fairwell, or possibly just a nick-name.
Yo what up Candyman
See ya later Candyman
Daaaaaamn you such a Candyman
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when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half
"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"
GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!
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When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And itโs Autumn.
Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
Youโve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Donโt eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.
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I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now Iโve been getting the shits since second period. Itโs dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
Whatโs your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reeseโs Iโm be the CandyMan of the candy world. ๐ญ