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Go Captain Kirk: To show up in someone's house unexpectedly, possibly in their bedroom in the middle of the night.
The Captain Kirk can be used to maximum effect by continuing an IM chat that gives no clue to the intended victim of impending arrival from a great distance.
Skype Chatter: I wish i could go Captain Kirk on you and show up in your living room right now.
Something to say when you experience something astonishing or amazing.
Captain Kirk's Nipples that was an awesome movie.
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A very rare award that will only be given out once in human history, to a single person, and never again. This person will permanently hold the title for all of eternity, and be remembered as a hero to mankind.
This great honor shall be bestowed upon the very first human being to have sex with a sentient alien life form.
Convincing another human to fuck you is hard enough, but to be able to overcome a cultural and language barrier of an entirely different species and STILL convince one of them to fuck you is the pinnacle of finesse and game.
(Captain Kirk is the protagonist of the famed Star Trek series, and is known for gallivanting across the galaxy and gettin' the honeys.)
In the year 2199, Commander Larry Shepard of the United Earth Space Navy made first contact with the first known sentient species of extraterrestrials in the galaxy: the Shag-Shag.
This feat pales in comparison to Shepard's next accomplishment: earning the Captain Kirk Award by seducing the royal princess, thus becoming the first human being to have sex with an alien.
The war that followed was brutal, and brought our two races to the brink of extinction. It turns out that in Shag-Shag culture, a girl's parents must be present during intercourse. Not doing so is a major taboo in their culture. However, despite this chaos, you cannot deny that Commander Shepard has some fuckin' game.
Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.
The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:
There's...
Someone on the wing...
Some...
Thing.
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Work. One's place of employment.
"See you later, I'm off to Captain Kirk"
"Captain Kirk sucks! I'm going on the dole!"
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Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.
Man, such-and-such is such a Captain Kirk, that it's not even funny!!
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Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.
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