When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!
"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."
A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.
Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!
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Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.
Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.
Orange caramel is a subgroup of After school formed by Pledis Enterainment with three members Nana (Im Jin-ah ) Lizzy( Park Soo-young ) and Raina (Oh Hye-rin).They made their debut on June 21st,2010 with the song Magic girl
Person 1: Hey did you hear Orange caramels new song Lipstick
Person 2: What !? It came out already
A popular sex act/alcoholic beverage. It involves whiskey, vodka, cruisers and sex with Joe Cammel.
Damn!! Seb had a nasty Caramel Johnson last night!!
While consuming a beverage with caramel sauce / drizzle in it, a chunk of the drizzle clogs the straw. One must exert more force to continue progress, resulting in the clump of caramel being launched into the back of one's throat.
Friend: *drinking caramel frappe*
Friend: *suddenly coughs and gags for a sec*
Me: "You OK? What the heck was that?"
Friend: "I'm good, just got hit with the caramel cumshot."