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1) short for carbohydrate
2) an person who is a complete idiot.
1) Want a bagel? No, I'm on a low carb diet, bitch.
2) Man, you're such a carb.
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When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.
Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.
Low-carb is short for Low carbohydrate diet. Low-carbohydrate diets reduce the amount of carbohydrates(bread, rice, spaghett, etc.) that you eat. Foods high in carbohydrates are reduced, and replaced with foods containing a higher percentage of fat and protein, as well as low carbohydrate foods. Foods like avocados, salmon, low-carb fruits and vegetables, onions with lime and salt, tomatoes, lettuce, steak, butter, coconut oil, chicken, fish, crab, low-carb monster
energy drink, coffee sweetened with stevia or sorbitol, and more. It's also good to do excercise. Doing cardio, lifting weights, or both. Low carb is like a milder form of keto. Your body partially goes through ketosis but not fully.
I lost 25 lbs and gained muscle while on a low-carb diet and lifting weights. Cool!
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Eating mass amounts of carbs in one sitting.
Really you're going to eat all those fries...carb it up!
Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.
Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.
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Rebranding of the word 'exercise', for the type of people that do that kind of thing. It's a 21st century mindset; not exercising to get fit or healthy like most other functioning humans but offsetting the shit lifestyle you already enjoy.
I'm walking to work instead of driving this week because I'm carb offsetting tonights 10 pints.
The act of eating an enouromus amount of Carbs. (Carbohydrates).
I just had a plate of ziti, followed by Garlic bread, with a piece of cake. I'm am officially in Carb Overload."
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