Cardiac Arrest

A Cardiac Arrest is a cocktail of approximately $16 Australian dollars worth of cheap Woolworths spices with such a potent smell that it can quite possibly cause one to go I to Cardiac Arrest hence the name. All mixed in a salt container.

Guy 1: yo is that a Cardiac Arrest dude
Guy 2: yeah dude smell it
Guy 1: *goes into cardiac arrest*
Guy 2: well shit that explains the name
Guy 3 in ominous tone: he was not worthy of the S P I C E

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cardiac win

When the Seattle Seahawks play like crap for most of the game, but somehow manage to squeak out a win, often due to a miracle play from offense or defense, or just plain dumb luck. It causes their fans to think they’re going to suffer a heart attack.

Dude, you look stressed! What’s wrong?!
Oh, I just watched my Seahawks pull out another cardiac win. I figure it took a few months off my life.

cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."

John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.

Cardiac muscle

Cardiac muscle is one of the three types of muscle in your body. It is the muscle of the heart that contracts to pump blood to the rest of the body.

Person 1: *lives*
Person 2: "I guess your cardiac muscle is doing it's job, huh?"

cardiac arrest

Refers to an instance where you get "cuffed 'n' booked" for stealing someone's heart.

Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.

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cardiac arrest

Cardi b.

imagine stanning cardiac arrest 🤢🤢 barbz for life wbk

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Cardiac Sensor Deployed

When Pulse deploys his cardiac Sensor

Look He Deployed his Cardiac Sensor !
Cardiac Sensor Deployed