When you receive a blowjob from someone, while they are seated on a toilet. AKA reverse blumpkin.
Guy 1: "Dude, I got out of the shower last night and my girl immediately gave me a carmichael."
Guy 2: "Woah man, you've got a freak!"
A guy that passes out from the fumes of his own shit and doesn't know which hole to put it in when having sex with his cousins.
Carmichael is an ass licking homosexual.
Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.
Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.
There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.
A wonderful hot girl every guy falls for her boyfriend name is probably Jemari or Jhon
Man: wow i just talked to that hot girl ava over there i think she likes me
Jemari:to bad she is my girlfriend she likes me
Ava Carmichael Alabiso: a hot girl
Moving to New York City from Alabama and changing your last name to match your rich gay friend that owns a plantation and hide your poor southern roots, like how Melanie "Carmichael" did in Sweet Home Alabama.
He is carmichaeling to hide that he grew up in a double wide.