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An Irish woman who in the 1800s went to India as a missionary to help lead many there to Christ. She is known specifically for helping children, and she even was given the nickname "The Child Stealer" because of how successful she was at bringing in children who were lost.
Amy Carmichael was an extraordinary missionary
When a woman gives you a blowjob, while she is sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: "Dude, this chick gave me a Carmichael last night!"
Guy 2: "No way! She's a freak!"
When you receive a blowjob from someone, while they are seated on a toilet. AKA reverse blumpkin.
Guy 1: "Dude, I got out of the shower last night and my girl immediately gave me a carmichael."
Guy 2: "Woah man, you've got a freak!"
A guy that passes out from the fumes of his own shit and doesn't know which hole to put it in when having sex with his cousins.
Carmichael is an ass licking homosexual.
Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.
Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.
There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.