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Carping or to carp; is when a fellow employee down talks you straight to your immediate boss to make him or herself look better.
Jimmy carped Brent by loudly making it known that Brent was ten minutes late for work, as a result of the carping Jimmy got the promotion not Brent.
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Computer action role play (CARP) is the action of people playing a computer role-playing game "in character", meaning, they describe imaginary actions within the game, from the point of view of their in-game character. Generally, the role-playing game does not provide a visual representation of the action, so the player may describe the action in chat.
Lunara, the High Priestess of Hera, spreads her arms wide with a gentle motion, to silence the audience and begin the ceremony...
"Ooo, I'm getting goosebumps! I can already tell this is going to be a good mass. Denise is one of the best CARPers in the clan."
Often used by stupid retards, supposedly meaning crap. EVEN THOUGH IT MEANS FISH!!!
Liz is such a freakin lurd. She uses carp instead of crap, claiming that it means "complain" which makes no sense whatsoever when she randomly says it in math class. She didnt even know that carp was a fish. That retard.
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v. When your mom noses the mailmans semen.
Yesterday your mom carped three times.
(editors note) How much mail do you guys get?
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Nickname of Hiro Nakamura, a character in the popular TV show, "HEROES." The name was given to him by Takezo Kensei/Adam Monroe because he said that Hiro's face reminds him of a carp's.
"You look like a fish when you talk. Like a giant Carp." "I believe this is mine, Carp."
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Derivative of the term "carpet kid". Typically used in academic circles. Sometimes meant to be derogatory.
1. abbr. - carpet kid
2. n. - Someone who is mentally handicapped.
3. n. - Someone who is unintelligent or in, say, a remedial class.
4. n. - Someone who acts very stupid, can't interact on the samel level as their peers, or is "not all there".
5. n. (derogatory) - Someone who does blatantly stupid and annoying things, and who has little personality and few redeeming qualities.
6. n. (derogatory) - Someone who is chronically uncool, even to losers.
7. n. (carps) - A high school social class comprised of students who are typically rebellious but lack the social skills to associate with the "bad kids". The stereotypical carp is loud, hostile, angry, unfashionable, unintelligent, and poserish yet down to earth, somewhat introverted, friendly and keeps to themselves.
2. "Geez, man, don't make fun of him; he's a carp."
3. "Cut her some slack. You know she's always been a carp."
4. "The kid sniffing the windex? Yeah, he's kind of a carp."
5. "Give me the kerosene, Josh! You're being a fucking carp!"
6. "You mean you couldn't even get a seat at the chess club table? Damn, you are such a carp!"
7. "The carps were arguing with the jocks over by the smoking pit today."
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To "carp" a quest, or raid. Similar to piking, where a person does nothing yet receives the reward. First coined by "Tha High Council", on DDO Server Ghallanda.
Teezel (Rogue)- "Wow, Quonsky carped this whole quest again."
Petraeon (Paladin)- "Yeah, she's a real carper."
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