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She was really orange from all the carrots she's been eating.
She doesn't like fingers because all of the carrots she's been eating.
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I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot
What color is a carrot
I think it a carrot
It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.
A carrot is a fucking carrot.
Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.
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What Bruno Mars Hooligan fans call his penis
There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it
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An Oompa Loompa wanted to look cool for Willy Wonka so he dyed his hair green but decided OOH I WANNA BE VEGAN so he ate too many potatoes and became a carrot. The end
Oh, their goes Willy Wonkas carrot, eww he tastes too salty for my liking.
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A red headed woman with a stylish bush.
Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.
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A long lost race of cavemen who had orange hair and were named Eric. These cavemen were extincy because people beleived they looked like domesticated plants so they sprayed fertilizer all over them and ate them delightfully with no disregard of erics feelings sorry fuckface!
This is madness....NO!!! THIS IS "CARROT"
KHAYYYYY
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