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An illegal organization that controls production, wholesale and to a lesser extent distrubtes illegal drugs to street pushers. Biggest drug cartels by nationality in the US are Mexican followed by Colombians and Dominicans.
Colombians don't really push inside the US as of today. They have a liason with the Dominican groups, which their areas of operations are north eastern states and to a lesser degree the south, that whoesale and distriubte on the behalf of the Colombians. Mexicans are by far the largest out of the 3 main groups and have basically the rest of the US.
Worldwide, the Colombians are considered the largest.
Some drug cartels are sloppy others are organized.
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A bunch of spics who take credit for my hard work when I take my beef out on spic cartel and leave a bunch of bodies laying around in Mexico. The cartel doesnt exist and never existed. A bunch of spics made it up to defend their rep as well as try to take advantage of the fact some actual gangbanger has beef with mexico 24-7 and they are pussied out by it that other people might see how weak they are and do the same thing so they try to say it was them 24-7.
Truth is there is no such thing as mexican cartel and the mexican(SPIC) race/species is forsure the weakest out there.
Person1: Fuck Spic Cartel.
Person2: I know fuck that sinaloa cartel bitch ass and new generation piece of shit. wtf does new generation even mean. Is that supposed to be unique or some shit lmao. QUEERS. Fuck mexico LAWL ROFLCOPTER.
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A ethnically diverse group of nerds that take muffins and fill them with benzoylmethylecgonine, and redistribute them to the poor and homeless.
The muffin cartel satisfies my benzoylmethylecgonine rush for free.
The Tijuana Cartel is based in one of the most strategically important border towns in Mexico, and continues to export drugs even after being weakened from a brutal internal war during 2009.
Due to infighting, arrests and deaths of some of its top members, the Tijuana Cartel is a shell of what it was in the 1990s and early 2000s when it was considered one of the most potent and violent criminal organizations in Mexico. After the arrest or assassination of its founding members, the Arellano Felix clan, the cartel is now headed by Fernando Sanchez Arellano, a nephew of the Arellano Felix brothers who once bloodied Mexico and southern California with their brutish and authoritarian style. With the powerful Sinaloa Cartel moving into Tijuana in force, Sanchez Arellano is struggling to keep a grip on this lucrative drug and human trafficking corridor.
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During the 1980s, Pablo Escobar became known internationally as the Medellin Cartel gained notoriety. The Medellín Cartel is said to have controlled roughly eighty percent of the shipments that entered into the United States, Mexico, Puerto Rico, and the Dominican Republic with shipments brought mostly from Peru and Bolivia, as Colombian coca was initially of substandard quality. Escobar's product reached many other nations, mostly around the Americas, although it is said that his network reached as far as Asia.
Escobar bribed countless Colombian government officials, judges and other politicians, and he often personally executed uncooperative subordinates and had anyone he viewed as a threat assassinated, resulting in the deaths of hundreds of individuals. Corruption and intimidation characterized the Colombian system during Escobar's heyday. He had an effective, inescapable strategy that was referred to as plata o plomo; Spanish for "silver or lead", intended to mean "accept a bribe or face assassination." Escobar was also responsible for the killing of three Colombian presidential candidates who were all competing in the same election, as well as the bombing of Avianca Flight 203 and a Bogotá security building in 1989. The Medellin Cartel was also involved in a deadly war with its main rival, the Cali Cartel, for most of its existence.
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Noun - Any left-wing organization whose membership ranks include: Woketards, Woketurds, Wokefarians, Willy Wokas, Wokensteins, Wokepuffers, WokeNSmokes, Wokejokes and other degenerated and failed citizens, who are looking for a free ride in life on the backs of the sane and productive people of the United States.
Woooo -- look who it is - it's the merry band of filthy losers, race-hustlers, scumbags and druggies, known as the Woke Cartel. Stay away from those miscreants - they'll steal your wallet or worse yet, push in your stool when you least expect it.
PUBLIC SERVICE ADVISORY: Caution. These left-wing scumbags can be found under an urban rock, or a needle-infested alley way or a basic crack den lined with soiled mattresses. Stay far away from them, and call your local police department to report their activities.
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The fork cartel is a dangerous mob gang that has long been trying to force us to use dangerous forks when we eat our watermelons.
Bob: i almost used used a fork to eat water melon.
Tom Willot: DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YOU FORK CARTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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