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A residence not surrounded by a moat is not a castle. A resident who doesn't have a crown is not a king, especially not a resident who pays rent every month. Being pretentious has to be nice, but at some point you know where you stand.
The closest thing to a castle some folks have been inside was the Biltmore Estate. People not wanting to rent an apartment or buy a house don't usually tour the place as a castle, and they wouldn't call it one. Still, castles are interesting places to think about, but basing an action off a pretend reality is not a good practice.
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Its so raunchy outrageous and unbelievable its not even appropriate for this site, sorry kids.
we went castling the other day
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The art of taping the king chess piece to your penis and ramming the female of your choice with it.
"Oh Domino! CASTLE MY ASS!"
"Dude, I met this bitch the other night and lets just say that the castling lasted well over 4 hours. I think I have cancer now"
"It smells good but it tastes so bad."
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when you are talking shit, and disrespecting people on the Fresh and Fit podcast, Myron Gaines Frank Castles you
Myron Gaines "yo get the fuck out"
Fresh "damn check out the Patreon to see this frank castle"
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Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.
Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?
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An online testing program designed by sadists to make students cry and used by teachers who are too lazy to write their own tests. Each question is presented with four choices to chose from and upon confirming your answer, the system with freeze for a random amount of time, in hopes of increasing your heart rate higher than it already is, before telling you that you are wrong.
Student: Did you see there was a Castle Learning due last night at 11:59 pm?
Friend: Yeah, I got a 79%. Most of the stuff we never learned and Yahoo Answers didn't always have the question.
Student: Well, I didn't do it at all.
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Jonny castles isnt just a man, he's an idea. He lives in all of us and wants to be in all of us. Especially 18-23 year old girls. Its the aura of not giving a fuck, personified. Once touched, forever tainted.
Guy 1 "Hey, there's jonny castles"
Guy 2 "oh yeah."