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Carmel Catholic High School

Carmel Catholic High School in Mundeline, Illinois = trash. The school is an absolute shit show. It has reached an all time low within this past year and if they don’t turn it around, God himself is gunna Noah’s Ark that bitch soon. They have enough weed in that school to open a dispensary in their parking lot. The faculty and staff hate their lives and the students rip them apart for just breathing. Can’t forget that they are getting lit up on the news for being racist.

Questions asked to Carmel Catholic High School students:
Who’s your dealer?
Are you racist?
Wtf is street scenes?

Are your colors literally piss yellow and shit brown?

by Uhhh? May 10, 2019

43πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


lowell catholic high school

Currupt P.O.S. school where they only want your money

Bro my principle at Lowell catholic high school is fake

by Bigb1254 September 18, 2017

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


union catholic high school

A private high school in Scotch Plains, New Jersey. Only volleyball girls go here, all guys are either gay or dj’s and also Sydney Mclaughlin. UC is pretty much a public school and breeds non-binary, they/thems.

Girl: Do u go to Seton hall Prep or Delbarton?
Boy: No I go to Union Catholic High school
Girl: Lol (walks away)

by BobMarley213 November 14, 2021

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Guerin Catholic High School

The High School of choice for rich fags and ugly bitches. The sports teams all blow and the fine arts should be renamed to the Fag arts. Nobody likes this school including the people that go there because most peoples parents send them there. The school is more hated than the USWNT and less attended than a WNBA game. The faculty is full of extremely cocky douchebags who think they are better than everyone since they pray once a day. You can get in trouble from any of them for doing absolutely nothing and the rule is "guilty until proven guilty" there. Not one teacher has any friends and the administration blows each other all day in the front office.

Chad- yo Brock wanna go smoke and fuck some bitches tonight.

Brock- nah I go to Guerin Catholic High School and am against drug use and we have hair testing on weed. I also learned in the Catechism to save myself for marriage so I ain't fuckin bitches no more. I think some of these girls at Guerin deserve a chance since they're so nice and intelligent.

Chad- Damn bro now you's a simp... fuck Guerin and they're bitchass faculty. Have fun going to the bathroom without your phone and dont fucking talk to me again pussy.

by BennyBench69 January 30, 2020

30πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Lake Catholic High School

Established in 1970 and owned and operated by the Diocese of Cleveland, Lake Catholic High School commits itself to the faith and education of each student. Through a challenging curriculum, extensive extra-curriculars, successful athletics and a vibrant service program, Lake Catholic works to fulfill its mission to learn, to work together, and to serve. But past all that the school is filled with cliques drama and non-stop gossip. The most important sport is football so if you are they star on the team you are known as the alpha male of the school! For the males of the school the sports that get you most known are football, basketball, and baseball. For the girls its volleyball, cheerleading, and basketball. Besides all that the school still has it class sluts, drug deals, cop showing up parties, and full of drama. In the school every girl has there whoreish moment where they will hook-up with a guy or a girl and the next Monday everyone knows about it. In Lake everyone knows your secrets and your life. This school has some of the worst slut you can find in Ohio!

Lake Catholic High School has so many sluts in it!

by meidhex22 July 24, 2010

103πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


camden catholic high school

Camden Catholic is a High School located in Cherry Hill, NJ commonly looked down on simply because of its name. At Camden Catholic you know you're a step above the kids from Paul VI and regardless of your financial status you're ten times better than the students of Bishop Eustace. If you go to CCHS you're probably an alcoholic and/or will be one in the future. If your parents expected you to go to Eustace or PVI tell them to get over - our sports teams are much better. You can get the same education at CCHS as Bishop Eustace. When colleges see "Camden Catholic" written on a transcript they think "phenominal sports teams, wonderful kids" and then they see "Bishop Eustace" and their first thoughts "hey look! it's another kid attempting to get into a college out of their reach! oh those spoiled 'rich' kids!" If you want to attend CCHS, learn some chants. If you're a hater.. fuck you.

Camden Catholic High School what what! CMD BITCHES

by IRISH0six September 7, 2005

457πŸ‘ 249πŸ‘Ž


Providence Catholic High School

The greatest high school on planet earth. Located in New Lenox, Illinois. You have to be a complete 10 out of 10 to go there. Its neccesary to be a snobby, white preppy kid to go there too. The students most popularly reign from Orland Park, Homer Glen, Tinley Park, Lockport, or Mokena. The boys act like total hardasses, and the girls are total hoes. Home of the Celtics, the greatest football/baseball/cheerleading/cross country/track/softball/tennis/soccer/hockey teams. The hockey team has the hottest guys. Like, damn. Most of the hockey guys like to take it up the butt from other players in the showers. One of the only high schools in America where the seniors prey on freshman like it's a religion. The band sucks dick. And they smell bad. You need to go to this school, you will never regret it! Oh and fuck saint rita.

Lockport student: oh, you go to providence? do you think you're better than everyone?

Providence Catholic High School student: yes.

by ProviGuy July 29, 2011

234πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž