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someone looks like tyler1
"cattywampus! Look at the dent in his head!"
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positioned diagonally; cater-cornered
The round bank building is cattywampus from the Gateway Shopping Center.
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When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.
Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.
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The act of having a huge ass that is lopsided. One ass cheek that is fat as fuck and then the other even larger and wasting space.
Hey look at her, she had one normal cheek and one saggy ass cheek. Nice Cattywampus booty.
I saw this type of booty at Walmart #5389. Slap that ass!!
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When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.
“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.
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When you receive anal from your neighbors cat whilst stroking your penis with a gear from a machine of your choice
Last nights cattywampus cock sprocket was amazing
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a really cool band that was created in the 1970s to drive annoying people away from the t+c relationship:)
Thomas: I got the whole cattywampus on them
Claire:awww yaaay i love youuu