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Caucasian boy: I'm Caucasian.
Ppl: ThTs why no one likes you
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A fancy word for all Ching Chong soyboys in disguise.
Caucasian = Cock Asian
Cock Asian = Ching Chong
Thus implying, Caucasian = Ching Chong
Q: Why does that pretty lady have a dick in her pants?
A: Coz' she Caucasian, man!
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As per wikipedia:
"The term Caucasian race or Caucasian is used to refer to people whose ancestry can be traced back to Europe, North Africa, West Asia, South Asia and parts of Central Asia. It was once considered a useful taxonomical categorization of human racial groups based on a presumed common geographic and/or linguistic origin.
"In the United States, it is currently used primarily as a distinction loosely based on skin color alone for a group commonly referred to as Whites, as defined by the American government and Census Bureau. In Britain, "Caucasian" follows the North American definition, but in continental Europe, "Caucasian" currently refers exclusively to people who are from the Caucasus. However, it is rare and becoming increasingly politically incorrect in Britain to categorise people as Caucasian because of the vagueness of its definition.citation needed Many South Asians in Britain could be categorised as Caucasian as well. For this reason 'White-European' is preferred for categorising white people as it is more specific.citation needed
"The term itself derives from measurements in craniology from the 19th century, and its name stems from the region of the Caucasus mountains, itself imagined to be the location from which Noah's son Japheth, traditional Biblical ancestor of the Europeans, established his tribe prior to its migration into Europe.
"Caucasoid is a term used in physical anthropology to refer to people falling within a certain range of anthropometric measurements.
"In New Zealand the term Caucasian is used most frequently in police offender descriptions. Pâkehâ, European New Zealander, or simply New Zealander (although in theory this should include all New Zealanders) is more common in general language".
*Jewish people are also caucasian, so the #9 definition is incorrect beginning in the first sentence alone.
"That dude's skull is in the caucasian shape."
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1- The incorrect term used to label a "white" man or woman. The word Caucasian refers to a person who is from the region of Caucasus, which is in Europe bordering Turkey and Iran. Therefore, I am not a Cauasian being that I am not from Caucasus. I am, in general, European. Also I am not "white" being that I do not blend in with white paint, or white paper. I prefer to think that I have some amount pigmentation in my skin, thank you very much.
A Jamaican man being called African, even though he is Jamaican.
A Mexican woman being called Dominican, even though she is Mexican.
A Peruvian being called Puerto Rican, even though they are Peruvian.
A Palestinian being called Israeli, even though they are Palestinian.
A German being called Caucasian, even though they are German.
THERE IS A DIFFRENCE.
etc, etc, etc.
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A ridiculous way of saying "white person". Used mostly by Americans.
I am not 'caucasian', I'm white. I hate being called caucasian. You may call me white, or Hungarian, if you wish.
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Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.
This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC
The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm
-Inability to dance
-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively
-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics
-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.
"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."
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This is so wrong to call white ppl caucasians. Real caucasians are Georgians, Armenians and Azerbajans who are mostly dark skinned, with black eyes and hair...
He is a guy with black eyes and hair, you know - caucasian type
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