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celtic

A Scottish football club whose anti-scots supporters see their team as some sort of sporting wing of the IRA - a terrorist organisation which has waged a bloody sectarian war in the United Kingdom for over 30 years.

celtic fans can often be heard singing the praises of IRA gunmen, and they regularly chant slogans like "ooh ah up the RA" when their team are playing. (RA being slang for IRA)

by Pat Mc Groyne October 11, 2005

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celtic

i just need to say that ppl who say "seltic" are fucking morons. its pronounced "KELTIC" you fucking bastardizing motherfuckers

"keltic" ok? its pronounced "KELTIC"!!

by Joseph O June 18, 2005

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Celtic

A scottish footie team, supported largely by the Irish Catholic, community whos supporters are far more open warm and friendly than the bigotted bastards who support Rangers.

For a good evening out watch Celtic play on TV in a Dublin pub.

by black flag June 3, 2004

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celtic

Irish team based in Glasgow. Founded by bigot, sorry, Fr. Walfrid in an attempt to keep young catholics away from non-catholic soup kitchens,and has had a lasting impact on the division in the west coast society and still exists today. When form they theived off Hibernian from Edinburgh, stealing their players and strips and also any charity money that the team raised, with the threat of violence, and also playing the discrimination card . This long tradition of violence still continues today, but is of portrayed under the guise of 'Juan Ghuy' who seems to get about a bit. The Irish team harboured peadophilles, and the man in charge at the time, Jock Stein, refused to inform the police of the goings on at a Celtic boys club, hence the term Big Jock Knew. Celtic have also invented a new style of calculator, takes an answer and doubles it eg. 2+2=8 But not only does this calculator work like this, it also allows answers to increase in time, so when 2010 arrives, they would have taken 600,000 to ''Shuvulle''
This team is often portrayed in a popular song and Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves

BJK BJK BJK BJK, celtic are often portrayed as the victims, yeah right

by Suvulle myth buster September 5, 2006

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celtic

Celtic FC the best team in Scotland.

1st-Celtic
2nd-Rangers

hahaha go on the Celtic.

by mark ireland April 21, 2004

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Celtic

Sel-tic

The Glasgow home team , Share an anthem with Liverpool fc "You'll Never Walk Alone"
Were founded by an Irish Marist in 1888 , they are currently 1st in the Scottish Premier League ,
Chairman Brian Quinn
Manager Gordon Strachan .
they're nicknames are Bhoys , Hoops , Celts , Tic
Celtic are Glasgows Catholic Football team where as they're 'rival' Rangers are they're Protestant team .
THE BEST TEAM IN SCOTLAND!!!!

Celtic hold the record for the highest score in a domestic cup final: Celtic 7 - 1 Rangers

by Suck me hard ; ) You know where ; ) August 16, 2007

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Celtics

The Best Team In the NBA that all people from west coast hate because they beat the lakers in the 2008 finals.

"The Celtics Shit on the lakers all day"

by OrangeKush August 4, 2008

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