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champaign birthday

champaign birthday is the birthday when your age matches the day you were born
example: you are born on may 18 your champaign birthday is when you turn 18

girl: its your champaigh birthday in two years
boy: in america you have to be 21 to drink alchohol not 18
girl: not your born may so your "champaign birthday" is when you are 18

by furby1122 May 18, 2009

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University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

n.
The university in Urbana and Champaign that is in the Big Ten. The U of I offers many great programs, but its greatest is the engineering program, which attracts students from all around the country.

I'm going to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign to study Environmental Engineering.

by cpsmath October 31, 2004

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University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

the institution of higher education, straddling the towns of Champaign and Urbana, IL, that is secretly controlled by the Coca-Cola conglomerate.

The soda machines at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign are only filled with Coke products.

by beausourire522 December 1, 2004

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champaigne

Da celebratory alcoholic drink of choice dat folks break out when their candidate of choice wins the election.

Dunno why people always whoop it up with champaigne at election time --- usually da winning candidate breaks most or all of his political/economic-reform promises and turns out to just be a wimpy pandering jerk similar to da previous head-honcho!

by QuacksO August 22, 2022


Champaign Socialist

Someone who pretends to advocate for the working class but actively discriminates against people from a lower socio-economic background. This can take of the form of various types of ways such as being condescending towards the less educated, and those who lack similar economic opportunities or cultural exposures. Particularly it can perpetuate a type of class war through culture and education, or climbing a hierarchical ladder in a socialist organization, while also discrediting and demeaning other people's viewpoints given their perceived education and privileged socioeconomic upbringing.

God, I can't believe that champaign socialist tried to get that person fired for saying something mildly controversial, even though they might have a family to support or could be struggling with addiction.

by Kntevn June 27, 2024


winnipeg champaign

A cocktail consisting of Canadian Rye ans 7-up.

"Terry doesn't like beer anymore; try offering a Winnipeg Champaign"

by Peter Zzyzzy September 2, 2021


Champaigning

Promoting the values & ideals of the top 1% of a nation's earners. Often done by drinking expensive beverages with them in lavish rooms, normally behind closed doors and usually in the total absence of the media's cameras & microphones.

Despite new campaign-financing restrictions, the champaigning has continued, with massive contributions coming from Brand-X, whose CEO Candidate-Y recently appointed as Finance Minister.

by NoFeetSmell October 11, 2011