Chancla

The worlds most deadly weapon when wielded by a Mexican mother or grandma.

Man my grandma almost killed me when the fat bitch though her chancla at my head it about slit me in half.

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Chancla

A weapon of mass destruction that can eliminate anyone and is wielded by Mexican mom who is accident at this time.

My mom threw a chancla at me.

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chancla

Plural: chanclas
a type of footwear worn typically by latin people that resembles flip-flops, and can be easily removed to be thrown at someone whether in jest or sriously. These shoes are usually thrown under the circumstances of a friend acting L-A-M-E or getting on your nerves.

(to a friend who told a bad joke)Hush you, before i throw my chancla at you.
or
(from older sibling to younger)Hey, fetch me my chanclas so i can hit you with them, you unruly twerp, who i love.

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Chancla

1. Spanish for "slipper"
2. Used to describe something horrid in any degree.
4. Pablo

Example 1:
Joey: Yesterday i got a 2006 White Scion tC, and im so excited!!!!
Pablo: EWWWWW d00d a white one? That shit is chancla as fuck

Example 2:
Will: Have you been to that restaurant PHO YOU?
Tommy: Yeah d00d that place is chancla as fuuuuck, their food is all chancla, and to top it off their waiters are chancla aswell!!!!!

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chancla

Noun
Mexican slang meaning flip flops.

Adjective
A word used to describe an ugly girl.

Noun- Yeah my son was being a bitch so I hit him with my chancla.

Adjective- Carlos Mencia: I'm tired of ugly girls wearing shirts that say cutie!! You can't be cute when your face is all chancla.

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Chancla

The Mexican word for flip flop

Hey, those are a nice pair of chancla's

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La chancla

The most feared weapon in the Latino community. Usually wield by angry hispanic mothers who want to beat their child's ass.

Mom: CARLOS CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Carlos: Go to hell woman!
Mom: ES HORA DE LA CHANCLA!!!!
Carlos: ....god help me

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