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Occurs while taking a shit, when by all necessary definitions you have completed your task, but want remain on the bowl to finish the current chapter of the book/newspaper/novel you are reading. Usually last between 2-5 minutes.
Most common in suspense novels and other mysteries.
Roommate 1- "You almost ready dude, we're gunna be late. First pitch is in 20 minutes."
Roommate 2- "Yeah man hold on, quick pre-game dump."
*10 minutes later*
Roommate 2- "Alright let's go"
Roommate 1- "WTF man, you said quick."
Roommate 2- "Didn't account for the chapter delay. That Dan Brown is amazing."
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Someone who constantly complains about literally everything. You can count on this person to always "dap you up". Be careful in the shower, you are never safe from the dap...
Yeah man, that kid is a total Chapter Ben. He wouldn't stop trying to me dap me up.
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noun (Λchap-tΙr/Λwor-Δ-Ιr) A combat arms servicemember who is expelled from the military.
"Did you hear about Miller choking out his squad leader with a bore snake?" "Yup. Bona fide Chapter Warrior."
wattpad slang for lesbian sex
Hayley Williams: Hey let's chapter 39.
Reader: Ok, sounds like a blast!
The chapter of the Book of Sex written years during a campout of adolescent girls that references "Kinky Sex Toys."
Cait: "lololol jen what dildo should we buy?"
Jen: "roflmao lets check chapter 13"
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a chapter in a story (typically not professional) that is used when the author has no idea what to write about but needs to move the plot along
Person 1: I HATE filler chapters
Person 2: SAAAMMMEEE
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a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.
After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.
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