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A drug so powerful, if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I am on a drug called Charlie Sheen. I made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, and Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.
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Bagging a girl while intoxicated and paying for it and trying to bag her girlfriend or group of girlfriends at the same time and rate.
Sheila was really hot. After a round of sex, I tried to Charlie Sheen her girlfriends but they wouldn't take the "spare change" I had.
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-verb
1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.
-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.
1. Boring Professor: ...so you see humans and chimpanzees are genetic cousins as they share..
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right, excuse you for being boring. Winning!
2. See definition.
3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of roshambo with a seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"
4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"
5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.
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Verb: (Charleesheened)To charm a lady, have sex with her, make her do sexual things she would never do, and then dump her.
"There goes Vanessa. Man, Mark really 'Charlie-Sheened' her ass last week."
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1) A total bitchin' rock star from Mars with tiger blood, Adonis DNA, and a 10000-year-old brain. All he does is win.
2) A drug which, if taken, will cause your face to melt off and your children to weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen banged a 7-gram rock and 2 porn stars at the same time. He later quit cocaine and is now high on a drug called Charlie Sheen.
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Crack-cocaine
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen." - Charlie Sheen
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