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When a girl puts a bagel on a man's D***, suck it, and when she's done, eats the bagel
"She took me to Charlottesville and came back with a bagel"
Her " What do you like?"
Him " Can you give me the good ole 'Charlottesville whistle blower?' "
A great home-town, just ask Thomas Jefferson!
A refreshingly progressive, if somewhat conservative college town at the foot of the Blue Ridge Mountains in central Virginia, known for it's high dollar bucolic surroundings, historical architecture, drunken coeds, Shifflett population, Thomas Jefferson's University, "the corner", trendy downtown mall, Fridays after Five, local moonshine & home-made pot brownies, just like Mammy used to bake...
Dude, T.J. was one president with awesome balls! He had more black progeny than any white man in history, and he was from Charlottesville (C'ville, Ch'ville, CHO).
Hey, you going downtown to Fridays After Five? Saw it in the C'ville. I'm picking up my girl at CHO then we'll catch the Chicken Heads opening for the Charlottesville Blues Allstars.
Went to the UVA corner for a bite, man, those coed hotties were a mess. If it wasn't for the Gucci & Prada I'd have thought they were Shifflett gals, up from the holler in C'ville to party.
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the act of ramming into an object- that be a building, person, crowd, minivan, tree, pole, school, walmart, etc.- with a car, usally a hellcat
or in simple terms, the act of ramming into a building with a hellcat.
comes from the time when a dumb autistic scizophrenic nazi-obsessed swastika-drawing edgelord rammed into a crowd of protesters in a gray hellcat, injuring 35 people, and killing a random woman, in charolettesville virginia.
phone call
slim shady: i pulled a charlottesville on a supermarket in ohio today.
john: did any1 die?
slim shady: fuck yes. i shot every1 with 2 glock 18s after that.
john: what is wrong with yo-
slim shady: *pulls a charloettesville into johns house and kills john and his gf*
below is a scenario of hellcats pulling a charlottesville on some stupid redcoats in 1776 A.D. (totally not historically innacurate)