Horse Charmer

snake charmer who discover they are more into horses than snakes

Learn how to spell, you illiterate horse charmer!

seventh charmer

someone who appears to be a catch, but is later discovered to have a touch of the 'tard. derived from the writings featured at the seventh charm website.

We met for coffee and he seemed really nice. Then he showed me his writing samples and i knew he was another seventh charmer.

Snake Charmer

The act of rocking back and fourth on the toilet in order to coax a painful stubborn poop out of your butt. You may also wrap a towel around your head and mime a flute in order to get the poop cobra to come out.

Man, after sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes I had to perform a Snake Charmer to get that poop out of there.

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The Snake Charmer

When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"

Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!

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chocolate charmer

Homosexual male. See also fudge hustler.

Those Queer Eye dudes are real chocolate charmers.

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dink charmer

1. A homosexual
2. An insult equvalent to calling someone a faggot

" If you ask me, I think the waiter is a light-loafered dink charmer"

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Worm Charmer

When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.

Rachel gave me a worm charmer then rode me cowgirl.

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